Tootles to the torture, tears and tired, my friend!

What would it be like to finally get to the root of the years of health issues? 

It’s like someone gave you this horrible f*cking onesie that you can’t get off. 

And you’ve been ripping and tearing to get this thing off for years. So you can finally just breathe, feel comfortable in your body, and feel the weight lift. 

And just imagine finally having YOU back.

The you that sings loud in the car and dances with your weiner dog?

How would it feel to finally not have a heavy cloud of brain fog and fatigue?

To finally not curl up in the fetal position with cramps and bloating?

To not have to call in to work for another damn migraine?

To not be scared to leave your home because you don’t know how your body is going to react today?

Just cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, throwing your puke bags out the window (oops…maybe don’t litter).

And to finally feel free from your diagnosis and not avoid the doctor like you do your Aunt Carol?

You aren’t the average human and this isn’t the average holistic healing journey.

I can help you get the healed body you’ve been dreaming of with…

• My obsession with the science of what your body needs to transform.

• My muscle testing technique to pinpoint exactly what toxins are wreaking havoc in your body with a customized plan to evacuate them ASAP.

• Strong, powerful herbal regime by one of the most innovative healers and top dogs in chronic illness.

• My “More Than Food” healing method where we concoct your own potion to heal your health symptoms.

These are all going to help you finally feel how you’ve been wanting to…

for way too long.

Oh! And if you’re worried about failing at ANY of this…

 I’m that gal that tells you wherever you are at is ok and the bliss is in the baby steps. 

This isn’t a pass or fail. Be messy, make mistakes, aim for a C+...and still make progress.

This is going to be me accepting you, laughing with you (gonna be real here, probably crying with you), digging into the root, and taking some baby steps that will get you, 

your transformation.

Hello amazing human! I'm so pumped you are hear ready to be your crazy soccer mom cheerleader!

I’m Courtney Kinnett-Hooper!

^{phew that's a mouthfull}

She/Her

Obsessed with health and healing.

Celery juice lover…but also a Dorito connoisseur.

Geeking out on the science of healing bodies (especially gut health!) in my spare time.

…along with watching the Kardashians & Love Island.

Oh AND I have an abnormally accurate intuition for figuring out the actual root of your health issues and validating why your body is doing what it's doing.